Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Mike Pence: "Dignity Wraith"

"For just a fleeting moment this past weekend, it looked as if Mike Pence might escape from his decaying orbit around Donald Trump with what is left of his dignity intact."

That's from a post in today's Salon.com -- you can read it here:"Owned by Trump: In his final capitulation, all Mike Pence gave away was his autonomy, integrity and dignity"

But, nope: our governor continues his death spiral around the Orange Clown.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Pence Fails Hoosiers Once Again

Indiana is so lucky that Gov. Pence was off-loaded to the Orange Clown's campaign.

He won't be around for another term to continue embarrassing the Hoosier State, as he did (again) with this maneuver:

"Pence won't pardon a wrongly convicted man": "[Keith] Cooper filed a pardon request to the parole board and they unanimously voted that he should be pardoned and have his two felony charges taken off of his criminal record.... Pence refused, saying it needs to stand 'out of respect for the judicial process'.”

Never mind righting a judicial process wrong!

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Pence Praises Putin

Need more evidence that the Orange Psycho is messing with Mike Pence's brain?

The Republican presidential nominee praised Vladimir Putin's leadership ability during the NBC forum Wednesday night, touting his "82% approval rating".

Today, Pence echoed those remarks (who would have thought that two top Republicans would be caught saying lauditory things about a former KGB agent).

"I think it's inarguable that Vladimir Putin has been a stronger leader in his country than Barack Obama has been in this country," Pence affirmed to CNN.

Read it all here.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

"A Sobbing Pence Returned to the Bus"

Gov. Mike Pence's skittishness about being aligned with the Orange Clown has caught the attention of a prominent satirist.

Check out what Andy Borowitz writes about the vice-presidential candidate in "The New Yorker": "Pence Recaptured After Fleeing Trump Campaign Bus"

Note that he's picked up that the Hoosier State doesn't want him back here either: "News that Pence had vanished touched off a panic in Indiana, where residents feared that he might return to resume his political career.".

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Pence Ridiculed on Twitter (Again)

#PeriodsforPence began after he signed that stupid "anti"abortion bill last spring (funerals required for spontaneous miscarriages? really?).

Now that our failed gov has bailed on his re-election bid and signed himself up for a lifetime of ridicule as the Orange Clown's running mate, there's a new Twitter meme: #PenceScience

It beggars description how an allegedly well-educated man (BA, JD) can be so incredibly stupid.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Pence Bars Washington Post Reporter from Rally

No surprise here for a man who once tried to set up a state-run "news" bureau to report on Indiana government business.

Indiana's lame duck governor, Mike Pence, held a political rally in Wisconsin yesterday, and his goons barred a Washington Post reporter from entering the arena to cover an appearance by the Republican vice presidential candidate.

No sense having the national press listening to whatever he's touting, eh?

Read about it here.

Friday, July 1, 2016

The End of Pence's Career

Our governor is meeting with the GOP Presidential candidate (aka the Orange Clown) to discuss being his vice-president choice.

'Nuf said!